Sunday 15 June 2008

Its been a while...

Apologies Chavreaders, Chavtwitchers have not blogged in a while due to the decent weather, we see 'birding' as more of a winter hobby - ie. When there is fook all else to do! Ya see, as soon as the temperatures rise we like to indulge in some proper 'bird'watching... (totty, fanny, minge, talent, punani etc...)

Scantily clad are the 'BIRDS' at this time of year (full summer plumage) so we find it extremely difficult to drag ourselves out the beer garden to look for the feathered kind that fly!
We find... breasts, funbags, chebs, hooters, pompadings, boobs and great tits(ha) etc... FAR MORE LETCH-WORTHY than Golden Orioles, Marsh Warblers, Ortolan Buntings, Red-backed Shrikes and Thrush Nightingales at Spurn! But at then end of the day its all a matter of taste, each to their own, whatever turns you on ETC...


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Think about it gents!!!

HOWEVER...
Whilst soaking up the rays in our East Hull gardens, BBQ on the go, Ice cold beers getting supped and Baby oil applied we have been keeping our eyes peeled...
Single Hobby and at least 3 Buzzards are new garden ticks plus a mistle thrush flyover was a good 'un!

Also we've been getting out the push-bikes to burn them extra BBQ/Beer calories.
Kempy can't wheelie! Fake chav! RUBBISH! (But he can do none-handed!) hahaha!

Anyways on our rides we came across a Peregrine Falcon (getting mobbed by LBB Gull) by The Deep whilst we was on our way to Humber Bridge.

We've also been round Burton Constable area... GSW, Yellowhammer, Whitethroat, Sparrowhawk (with supper), Kestrel and Barn Owls were the highlights.
Thanks for reading... Don't have nightmares!
Jacko & Kempy

2 comments:

Slaphead said...

love yer blog,at last I find a birders blog with a sense of humour. have a gander at ours,you'll find its very much the same. www.cardiffbirdclub.blogspot.com

Lancashire and Lakeland Outback Adventure Wildlife Safaris said...

What a chav-tasic birding site! Note your last post was a while ago..get back out there lads and keep the humour flowin'

Best wishes from the other end of the motorway network

Dave